What a fucking way to wake up. Lying next to me was the sexiest little body i've had the pleasure of laying next to in a long while, That was a treat, but then the light turned on......
Mom: "(name withheld) Do you have company?"
Girl: "Oh shit, its, my mom""
Me: "What do I do?"
Girl: "Get under the bed!"
Mom: Young man, what are you doing in my daughters bed!"
Mom: "(name withheld) You know that's not allowed in my house!"
Girl: "Mom, it's not his fault, he didn't know!"
Me: Scrambles for clothes, kisses girl on the lips, pats her ass and runs out the door
Story is true, details are shamelessly embellished for affect.
Mom: "(name withheld) Do you have company?"
Girl: "Oh shit, its, my mom""
Me: "What do I do?"
Girl: "Get under the bed!"
Mom: Young man, what are you doing in my daughters bed!"
Mom: "(name withheld) You know that's not allowed in my house!"
Girl: "Mom, it's not his fault, he didn't know!"
Me: Scrambles for clothes, kisses girl on the lips, pats her ass and runs out the door
Story is true, details are shamelessly embellished for affect.
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I could not resist....
What do you think about my house on thursday again?
Dude, I am in some shit...... Just check my J* entry
She is the best