I'm about to spend all day on the road.
I think I have a fever.
I'm all hot and sweaty.
Maybe a shower will help.
Why is it that the very presence of police in the same public space as me feels like an invasion of my rectum. There's two cops in the coffeeshop at the table two to my right. I'd like to poo...
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I think I have a fever.
I'm all hot and sweaty.
Maybe a shower will help.
Why is it that the very presence of police in the same public space as me feels like an invasion of my rectum. There's two cops in the coffeeshop at the table two to my right. I'd like to poo...
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brightredscream:
When you're hot, you're hot 
meow:
Thanks for commenting on my new set! 
YoYOyo! Thanks for the B-Day wishes rockers. It was an alright weekend. I got to hang out with some of my favorite people in the world. I drank many boozes. I had a drumstick eating race with my 4yo niece. I cooked a fantastic breakfast. I solidified some plans. I hugged my Gramma. I smoked massive doobies. I shared my Michael McDonald impression with the...
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angels:
happy late birthday!
odette:
Im terrible. Happy belated Birthday!
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brightredscream:
Happy belated birthday sexy boy
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lobster_mobster:
Gah, I didn't get off work in time. How was it?
I didn't shower for 5 days. I got drunk on The Glenlivet and lost in the forest for a few hours. My fingernails have soil beneath them. Some asshole squirrel keeps stealing leaves from my chocolate sunflower. I ate rattlesnake the other day. My friend decapitated it with a shovel. I smoked it over an open fire overnight, gutted and fileted it the next morning,...
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imp_:
Scrabble is pretty safe, though. They also behave well in hybrids.
imp_:
A thread about my silly face? Well that's... silly! Not gonna happen.
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brightredscream:
You do realize that you have a fire hazard on that table right?
Let's have relations...k?
K.
Let's have relations...k?
K.
brightredscream:
LOVE x 10
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brightredscream:
Oh how cute is he!?
He kinda looks like you
He kinda looks like you
angels:
The next 007! 
I was speaking to my Folks last night about bullshit level. My pops saying that, "as you get older your bullshit level gets less and less until one day you're walking on it and it doesn't even touch you." I can't wait.
My most recent tattoo, a blue heart on the inside of my left for-arm jumps at me a llot lately. Every time I...
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My most recent tattoo, a blue heart on the inside of my left for-arm jumps at me a llot lately. Every time I...
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joker_:
Good luck. Not more bullshit tolerance for you!
angels:
That's the key, knowing when and how to say "piss off", in a nice direct way and then walking away. No one should have to put up with anything they don't want to put up with, it's their right to walk away.
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ms_magdalena:
Eh?
ms_magdalena:
Ahhh.
Ha, I had lettuce wraps (which I brought), cheesy potatoes (which are apparently SGTC famous), pita bread and humus, strawberries, and Irish brown bread. But, alas, I aso got there late.
There were too many other things on the table to count, it was quite a turnout =)
Ha, I had lettuce wraps (which I brought), cheesy potatoes (which are apparently SGTC famous), pita bread and humus, strawberries, and Irish brown bread. But, alas, I aso got there late.
There were too many other things on the table to count, it was quite a turnout =)
