I may die one day, but definitly not today, and I hope I didn't just jinx myself. Although I'm slightly prepared. I did spend the night at a sweet and beautiful girl's house last night. It was on her couch, but she cuddled with me in the morning. My wood was really annoying. She had to be at work and I wanted to come home and eat, but I couldn't leave in such a hardened state. It just wouldn't go away. I could've hung a hat on it, but that might have looked even stranger. Obnoxious penis. If only I could have used it for fucking.
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