mrginger

I'm tired! My son's a month old and he can't wait to talk. I know because of the way he keeps clearing his throat and grunting. He likes to party. He's up all night. Loves to party.
I'm sleepy. I'm not even the one with the boob milk and I'm tired as fuck. But I understand. He can probably feel himself growing. His eyelashes went from 0-60 in hardly any time at all. He's got the best natural mullet I've ever seen. He goes through 20 diapers a day. I wouldn't sleep that well if I shit that much either. For such a tiny little man, he's incredibly handsome. Look!

See.
We made a human.