mrginger

Yo Dawgs

I am hella hungry right now.

I'm going to try to see if some acupuncture won't help me regain my sense of smell.

I met Chef Keller the other night. Nice guy. Told him I'd wash his dishes anytime.

I have to stop starting sentences with "I".

Stop Starting?

Last night we saw this fool dip his loose 'fro into a tea candle while the band was playing "doing it to death". The dude's hair lit up like a greese fire. I thought his head was going to explode. After he managed to get the flame out, though, his hair looked like it looked, like nothing happened. When the band got to the lyric, "we gotta take you higher", all I could think was, "don't light your hair on fire".


Yeah, well, I heard there's some pictures of naked ladies around here, so, see you later I guess.