ppppFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKA!!!!Sucks......
out of nowhere, an hour out of PDX, rolling along swimmingly, my effing thermostat almost breaks off.
The vapors pouring up from beneath my hood could have powered an old timey casino boat complete with Mel Gibson playing poker. racist muthuhfuckuh
An old lady in the next lane was being a good samaritan and making strange hand gestures and pointing at the front of my truck to indicate the storm cloud brewing there, as if my affliction could have gotten me a job with Motown in the 1950's. CUNT! I'd like to fart into a jar filled with Natto and Limburger to fill her shoes with.
That's not right. She was just trying to be helpful, like yelling at a def person about the sound of wind. A lip reading making her words equivlent to a belch from the bowels for days & shit.
My truck is a piece of shit again. I may have to shower wipe this time, as there is no respectable TP for the challenge.
out of nowhere, an hour out of PDX, rolling along swimmingly, my effing thermostat almost breaks off.
The vapors pouring up from beneath my hood could have powered an old timey casino boat complete with Mel Gibson playing poker. racist muthuhfuckuh
An old lady in the next lane was being a good samaritan and making strange hand gestures and pointing at the front of my truck to indicate the storm cloud brewing there, as if my affliction could have gotten me a job with Motown in the 1950's. CUNT! I'd like to fart into a jar filled with Natto and Limburger to fill her shoes with.
That's not right. She was just trying to be helpful, like yelling at a def person about the sound of wind. A lip reading making her words equivlent to a belch from the bowels for days & shit.
My truck is a piece of shit again. I may have to shower wipe this time, as there is no respectable TP for the challenge.
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Sorry 'bout the car trouble.