Fuck these transparent fronty weak working bitch made lying spiteful lazy dickfucking shitballing cuntfaced seethrough hating napoleonic devoid meatheaded faking gluttonous overpaid overfed wetdogsmelling sphinctergaping largeintestineslurping gonadbrained spacewasting vampirelike knucklesandwhichdeserving outofplace quickwithadvice mean standoffish toocoolforschool judgemental Fucks! Don't act like you don't know who I'm talking about! You know them too. Hopefully they aren't your relative. Most likely they're your coworker. I guess some people might seek those qualities in a mate. That's pretty special. Somehow I'm going to find a way to laugh at these motherfuckers. Until then I'll have to keep imagining pies being thrown. Many pies. Many. Don't worry, you're cool.


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parisambrosia:
Any other ideas yet besides santa & elf? Lets get creative.
beckyjane:
hi.