mrginger

Portland, you're cold to me, let me hold you.
I didn't realize Holocene on a Saturday night was so butch. But it felt good to smoke out those boyish girls.
They can be pretty cute.
Then it was Sassy's.
Its amazing how much money you can spend in $1 increments.

I ate one of the best breakfasts ever at 2:30 in the morning last night....
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I shaved off my beard. My face feels frosty.



I'm still looking for the best pho in the bay.




ever heard this one?:


Cam Ye O'er Frae France?

Cam ye o'er frae France? Cam y'doon by Lunnon?

Saw ye Geordie Whelps and his bonny woman?

Were ye at the place, ca'd the Kittle Hoosie

Saw ye Geordie's Grace ridin' on a Goosie?

Its been a while.


I just have one thing to say:
MORE FUCKING!

I didn't sleep very well last night. My libido was kicking at me and I think I drank too much yesterday. After the mechanic told me my truck would be all right for the 7hour drive from PDX back to Humboldt, I felt like celebrating. So I completed a couple Portland ritual drinking rounds. Mainly just Magic Garden aand Union Jack's. I'm glad I saw...
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I'm about to spend all day on the road.
I think I have a fever.
I'm all hot and sweaty.
Maybe a shower will help.

Why is it that the very presence of police in the same public space as me feels like an invasion of my rectum. There's two cops in the coffeeshop at the table two to my right. I'd like to poo...
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YoYOyo! Thanks for the B-Day wishes rockers. It was an alright weekend. I got to hang out with some of my favorite people in the world. I drank many boozes. I had a drumstick eating race with my 4yo niece. I cooked a fantastic breakfast. I solidified some plans. I hugged my Gramma. I smoked massive doobies. I shared my Michael McDonald impression with the...
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I didn't shower for 5 days. I got drunk on The Glenlivet and lost in the forest for a few hours. My fingernails have soil beneath them. Some asshole squirrel keeps stealing leaves from my chocolate sunflower. I ate rattlesnake the other day. My friend decapitated it with a shovel. I smoked it over an open fire overnight, gutted and fileted it the next morning,...
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