mrdisposal

what's with dudes thinking chicks making out is so great? they get all riled up like something extremely exciting is going on. they walk around with boners and squak like chickens. or something....
or for that matter girls thinking guys making out is the hottest thing since volcanos? cuz i've got news for you, ladies and gentlemen. same sex making out is BORING, childish, and LAME. if you're not gay, cut the crap and stop trying to impress the opposite sex by putting your mouth on that of the same sex. yes, i'm guilty of doing this. more than once, i admit with no shame. but i have learned the error of my ways. and you should too. you want to impress someone? just walk up to them, pull your pants down and start sucking your thumb. if they don't run away, you've found true love for life. or you could get more ballsy. how about dudes have a sword fight with another dude with your boners. or girls, you could smoosh your boobs together and put hotdogs down your shirt. wooooow that's hot haaaaaaah!
the next pair of drunken sluts i see making out is going to get a face full of boomstick. now i just need to get my hands on a boomstick. i bet they have them at S Mart. shop smart. shop S Mart.