mrdelicious

Apparently, I will be going to hell. The Hillbilly who's staying with me has been rattling on and on about needing to find a church to go to on Sunday. I told her I thought people only did that shit in the movies. The look she gave me could have drug my ass straight to hell on it's own, but when I went on to tell her the only church I've ever been to was one in Hollywood where the audience comes in the costumes of the characters the minister is going to talk kind of like the church version of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, her mouth dropped. When I went on to say the person who plays Jesus is a drag queen she started screaming "you're going to hell". Sounds good to me.