I won the award for the night's best act! A tiny toy trophy. Given out to the most popular act as decided by a cheer off! I can't believe it. Lucky gig number 11!
The start of the video is clipped though, I didn't set my phone properly before getting up and my friend had to fiddle with it. So I start out by saying...
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Now that I have moved to London and ditched my music career for now; gone on an undetermined hiatus, I finally decided, after some encouragement from a friend, to put my demos on soundcloud. So I will share it with you, my most favourite of my songs. The first half of which, I came up with when I was really depressed in 2009. The second...
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My friends keep referring to this website as porn, and suicide girls as strippers. What should I say to them? I have since dismissed them as idiots. I am thinking about getting new friends to be honest. LOL
I know that Brazilians are most popular these days, amongst women and men. But I am dreaming of pubic hairs. You might hear a man say that a woman had better shave downstairs it she wants to receive oral sex too, but I can't help but feel more heterosexual than these men. And I just like the feel of a bit of hair down there...
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Today I got my bank account so I am a happy camper and tomorrow I am being paid for the first time in four months since I left AUSTRALIA! When you hit the CAPS instead of the 'a'.. STOKED to have secured two unpaid slots of comedy at two different comedy clubs in London as well! Only problem being that sometimes they conflict with the...
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I just got my first actual comedy gig! Well, I'm not getting paid. But my name and picture will be on a bill! So fucking excited. TNT Comedy club, Kentish Town, London! October 5th. Viva la McFlurry!!
I was walking home last night with the shits. I had just been on a comedy club date which isn't a date with a woman who I met over the internet. She had written a CV for me on commission, and after chatting via email we decided to meet. She nearly cancelled on me, but came out in the end.
The date went rather bad,...
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