mrdaft

Well,

I don't know what to say...head spinny right now

I swear to god this is not decaf coffee like the bag said it was

I am literally b-o-u-n-c-i-n-g in my chair...I hope it stops soon

So

hmmm

I have this book in front of me:

The seven dumbest relationship mistakes smart people make

here they are:

1. Forcing Intimacy (what do you mean not right now...I never said no not right now when you needed it )
2. Expecting your mate to read your mind (holy crap...how'd you know i had the seven of hearts in my hand)
3. Playing the martyr (ahhh, good ole joan of arc, and the che guy)
4. Thinking that you are always right (YES the sky is GREEN...don't argue with the color-blind guy)
5. Rescuing your mate ( that rapunzel making use her hair to climb up and save her )
6. Taking your mate for granted (now where did I put her again?)
7. Letting Passion die (meh, the passion fruit was never as good as the kiwi...let it die!)