The party was fun, but some dickless fuck stole my first edition signed copy of fight club. It was my pride of books. I didn't have it locked up because I don't know anybody who reads. So now I'm pissed off and I'm pretty sure I'm going to lose a friend because I think I know who stole it and the "friend" of mine isn't siding with me. She swears her friends don't steal. She's a stupid bitch though.