mratreyu

So I got pulled over a little whiles ago. The cop said he smelled weed and he was INSISTING I fork it over. Can you say I was sweating 50mm bullets?

I was ordered out of the car, hands on the trunk while Mr. Cop searched thru my car. Mind you I DONT have any weed in the car but it does smell like Febreze.

T_T

Still insisting I fork it over, I got frisked. The temperature just dropped and I am shaking like a leaf. I explain to Mr. Cop that I only smoked cigarettes while I was driving, maybe you got your smell wrong but NO. You were smoking and you have to admit to it.

Ah .. no.

20 minutes of fruitless searching and they tag me with speeding instead. Great. I leave with parting words from Mr. Cop "I dont know what you did but I do smell it. My partner said it could be air freshener and Im not buying it. Go home and drive carefully."

10 minutes later I get pulled over again by another Mr. Cop for speeding but he let me go. My rationale? "Im just tryin to get home sir." He chuckled when he saw the ticket from before.

I dont know what happened but it mustve been the hoodie, or the beard, the Febreze ... whatever. I must look menacing!

Tell you the truth, scary as it may seem, it was an experience. Now Im short $109. Oh well.