That was fun wasn't it? Like a freight train running over a Pinto. You just couldn't help yourself could you? For some of you this was the first story others this was one of a few. THe question is where do we go from here? How about a trip down memory lane.
When I was in high school AOL was just getting started. There wasn't...
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When I was in high school AOL was just getting started. There wasn't...
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OK I wasn't going to write out the fisting story. Even I think the fucker is kind of gross. I was going to write a story about the first time I hit on a girl, just to prove how bad cockblocking is in my life. But there is a demand for the fisting so - YOU ASKED FOR IT!
Really - If you don't like...
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Really - If you don't like...
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_gone_:
damn 
melika:
ow.
why didn't they build up to it?
i mean a whole fist, first time? eeek!
why didn't they build up to it?
i mean a whole fist, first time? eeek!
How long has it been since I told a story? Too Long!!
Did I tell the story about my friends first fisting experience?
Did I tell the story about my friends first fisting experience?
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robotsatemyhair:
You need new stories.
And you'd better get your ass over here.
And you'd better get your ass over here.
melika:
going damn well, if i sy so mahself!!
oooh, tell that story!!
ps: lovin the bat...
oooh, tell that story!!
ps: lovin the bat...
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toothpickmoe:
He's one of my favorite good bad guys. I almost always root for him, even when I shouldn't.
mistress_:
....anything for breakfast I should know about?
BTW, that joker, looks like a clown.
[Edited on Dec 05, 2005 6:46AM]
BTW, that joker, looks like a clown.
[Edited on Dec 05, 2005 6:46AM]
I have a penchant for spaghetti.
I ate too much and now I feel like shit.
I ate too much and now I feel like shit.
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blackwing149984:
the itching in the back of the throat and constand tugging on the uvula that makes you gag.
Ive actually thrown up because of coughing and gaging so hard
Ive actually thrown up because of coughing and gaging so hard
robotsatemyhair:
MMMM sketties.
Ok so this is going to crack you up if you ever had a parent type catch you totally plastered or with a major hangover.
I was getting up to have a coffee before I cracked open my first weekend beer. My dad was standing there and asks me if I heard my mom come in the house. She had gone to a work xmas...
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I was getting up to have a coffee before I cracked open my first weekend beer. My dad was standing there and asks me if I heard my mom come in the house. She had gone to a work xmas...
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toothpickmoe:
Well, it is said that the roles are reversed as we get older.
That's a good one to dangle over Mom's head for all time.
That's a good one to dangle over Mom's head for all time.
mistressvamp:
Well I could really use a laptop....lol j/k
You don't have to get me anything hun I was just kidding.
Buuuuut you can come do that movie or hang out and have a drink or something. If you don't stand me up again I will consider it my present. lol 
You don't have to get me anything hun I was just kidding.
Buuuuut you can come do that movie or hang out and have a drink or something. If you don't stand me up again I will consider it my present. lol
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
With the boink swatter
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
With...
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In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
With the boink swatter
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
With...
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martini:
well... it HAS got some cute songs that i know... plus they've made some pretty hilarious shit in the past..
all signs point to ROCK ON for this album.. haha
xo
all signs point to ROCK ON for this album.. haha
xo
justashadow:
whiskey...the other white meat
+1
How much do you know about it? What do you think it is? Do you like it? Do you hate it? Think it's retarded? Think it's funny? Well here is what I know about it.
Over the past 10 years I have played many a computer game. My first encouter with +1 was on the forums of Blizzard's "Diablo". I saw a thread that...
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How much do you know about it? What do you think it is? Do you like it? Do you hate it? Think it's retarded? Think it's funny? Well here is what I know about it.
Over the past 10 years I have played many a computer game. My first encouter with +1 was on the forums of Blizzard's "Diablo". I saw a thread that...
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sophie_sass:
It's fate.
blueberries:
The thing that I find irritating is the misplaced +1s...when people fuck up other threads or just say +1 in response to something. I despise that.
This dedication goes out to that special someones.
Disturbed - Fear
Reject
Are you no one
Fear you nothing
You know I'll bet you think
You have a good reason to be living
In the limelight of the fortunate ones
You're too weakened by the poison
That they feed you in the living lie
They don't believe you
Call to no one
Trust in nothing...
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Disturbed - Fear
Reject
Are you no one
Fear you nothing
You know I'll bet you think
You have a good reason to be living
In the limelight of the fortunate ones
You're too weakened by the poison
That they feed you in the living lie
They don't believe you
Call to no one
Trust in nothing...
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martini:
it meant my parents are kicking in some cash for it... duuuuuuh...
+1
+1
lokischild:
buahahah!! i can't wait to get ahold of their new cd....and how come i can never see the first 3 digits of your p-hony number? how am i sposed to send you all sorts of silly silly text messages if i don't have the first 3 numbers!!!! you're not supporting your stalker! 
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p.s. if you add bitch to anything it automatically adds 10 cool points