2 pots of coffee and a pack of smokes later, I defeated this wireless network monkey on my back.
THank you to : Vauxhall, alienz, vehemence and lickmyink. the entertainment provided in the question game thread kept me semi - sane.
heh - i said semi.
anyway sorry i wasnt around all weekend folks but now i can sit nekkid in my bed and post/chat...
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THank you to : Vauxhall, alienz, vehemence and lickmyink. the entertainment provided in the question game thread kept me semi - sane.
heh - i said semi.
anyway sorry i wasnt around all weekend folks but now i can sit nekkid in my bed and post/chat...
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linkismyhero:
Rock! Cheers for that 
_gone_:
yeah it was fun watchin vehemence get bent 
Just before I lost my job with Tmobile I was standing in line at Walmart. All I had was batteries. I needed them for my keyboard smartass.
Anywho, I am standing there it is 2 am. It is me 2 clerks and about 5 customers. The person in line was complaining to the clerk. You see she had bought something and wanted to return it....
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Anywho, I am standing there it is 2 am. It is me 2 clerks and about 5 customers. The person in line was complaining to the clerk. You see she had bought something and wanted to return it....
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mistressvamp:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....thanks for making me almost fall off my chair. 
blackwing149984:
ROFL!
Never ask someone a question you are not willing to hear the wrong answer to. If you go around asking people if your ass looks big in those jeans someone will say yes.
Everyone at work decided they were going to Ed's house to party tonight. Ed turned to me and asked if I was going to come. I said no.
Stop there for a...
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Everyone at work decided they were going to Ed's house to party tonight. Ed turned to me and asked if I was going to come. I said no.
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vaux:
YOU. FUCKING. ROCK. THE. SHIZNIT.
Nobody here has the album except for me. The stupid thing is on import, and everybody thought they were dead. For not only knowing who they are but for also (possibly) owning the DVD that comes with "Monolithic, Baby!", you get an 'A++ and 50 gold stars!' (- Jack Black)
No, seriously though. You totally fucking rule, and that line was exactly why I felt so fuckin' Wyndorfinated.
[Edited on Sep 17, 2005 1:39AM]
Nobody here has the album except for me. The stupid thing is on import, and everybody thought they were dead. For not only knowing who they are but for also (possibly) owning the DVD that comes with "Monolithic, Baby!", you get an 'A++ and 50 gold stars!' (- Jack Black)
No, seriously though. You totally fucking rule, and that line was exactly why I felt so fuckin' Wyndorfinated.
[Edited on Sep 17, 2005 1:39AM]
vaux:
Bet you pounds to pesos that it's the same reason that there are none of those kindsa girls in Toronto *sigh*.
Or I hven't been going to the right places. Either way, I'm livin' wrong.
Or I hven't been going to the right places. Either way, I'm livin' wrong.
Some people sit around waiting for something to happen. Others go out and make it happen. Some people do everything to please others in their life. I am not one of these people.
Today at work I insulted the hell out of a guy. Some background on my workplace first. There are 10 of us on my shift. Out of that 10, 8 of us...
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Today at work I insulted the hell out of a guy. Some background on my workplace first. There are 10 of us on my shift. Out of that 10, 8 of us...
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frantic:
sounds good and er whats ya email?
also love the fantasy. HOoray for boobies..........
also love the fantasy. HOoray for boobies..........
lokischild:
good for you! i haven't gone off like that on someone in so long....and sometimes i just really really really want to....like today in class when i had to read someone's discussion post and they were trying to sound smart but all they were doing was regurgitating what they read and failing to form their own opinion....and the best part is that the post was about how people who drop out of high school just cruise around being useless....and he SPELLED EVERYTHING WRONG.....EVERYTHING!!! 
i wanted to get up and be like "who wrote this? obviously high school didn't do anything for you since you apparently don't even know the english language! so shut your fat trap!" but i didn't......
p.s. thats all
i wanted to get up and be like "who wrote this? obviously high school didn't do anything for you since you apparently don't even know the english language! so shut your fat trap!" but i didn't......
p.s. thats all
The second phone call....
Remember Elle from my earlier journal.
well she called me again. I told her never call again. What the fuck is with women and leading guys nine ways to Sunday. How about a little honesty with yourself at least.
Anywho work beckons, I'm sure I'll rant about this when I get home.
Remember Elle from my earlier journal.
well she called me again. I told her never call again. What the fuck is with women and leading guys nine ways to Sunday. How about a little honesty with yourself at least.
Anywho work beckons, I'm sure I'll rant about this when I get home.
So the cold or whatever seems to be going away. I must say it REALLY sucks being sick over the weekend. I got a 3 day weekend out of it but, damn I didnt do anything.
As for a story...... I got nuthin. I have to work at midnight so I'll just copy/paste and old blog entry - deal with it.
Saturday, August 20, 2005...
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As for a story...... I got nuthin. I have to work at midnight so I'll just copy/paste and old blog entry - deal with it.
Saturday, August 20, 2005...
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mistressvamp:
My brain is broken...I need some insperation.
Playme something and inspire me if you want a poem so bad. lol Or we could use it as a story."SO last night I played for Mistress (insert funny happenings here). Or your last option would be to suck it up and go through my journal and read my old poems and what not. There's tons of them. But thats about all I can give you at the moment.
And OH OH what Speedway were you at?
Probably one out by you right.
Playme something and inspire me if you want a poem so bad. lol Or we could use it as a story."SO last night I played for Mistress (insert funny happenings here). Or your last option would be to suck it up and go through my journal and read my old poems and what not. There's tons of them. But thats about all I can give you at the moment.
And OH OH what Speedway were you at?
Probably one out by you right.
mistressvamp:
Psst..I work for them so thats why I was asking. Not for that one though.
Also I promise I don't bite...hard.
I'm just uber friendly.lol
But I can settle for an email.
So I ask nicely Puleeeeeasee
Preety Please with sugar on top.
Also I promise I don't bite...hard.
I'm just uber friendly.lol
But I can settle for an email.
So I ask nicely Puleeeeeasee
Preety Please with sugar on top.
I refuse to give money to corporate like charaties.
Before you start saying things like "you thoughtless bastard" let me explain.
I am in the shithouse at work because I won't give anheuser-busch money for Katrina relief. I dont work directly for Busch so it's not like they can do anything to me. The distributor I work for just wants to impress them with a...
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Before you start saying things like "you thoughtless bastard" let me explain.
I am in the shithouse at work because I won't give anheuser-busch money for Katrina relief. I dont work directly for Busch so it's not like they can do anything to me. The distributor I work for just wants to impress them with a...
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mr_zero:
I forgot to add that I am also pissed because Oct 21 is the second anniversary of my grandfather's death. He was the single most important person I ever had in my life.
I was going to go get my first tat this weekend that is in memorium of him. But I am sick so
I was going to go get my first tat this weekend that is in memorium of him. But I am sick so
mistressvamp:
But but.....I already am your neighbor.
AWWWWWW your sicky too.
It seems like we all are. *Brings ya some chicken soup*
So hoave you heard about the burlesque show? If so are you going? If not are you intrested?
Also did you ever find the sneaky bastard that left the "Nut Sauce" on your couch?
Sorry you can't get your tattoo. I hope you feel better soon and have a good day.
AWWWWWW your sicky too.
It seems like we all are. *Brings ya some chicken soup*
So hoave you heard about the burlesque show? If so are you going? If not are you intrested?
Also did you ever find the sneaky bastard that left the "Nut Sauce" on your couch?
Sorry you can't get your tattoo. I hope you feel better soon and have a good day.
At 3:30 am I was lifting a keg of Guiness up into a truck. I know what you are thinking, "How the hell does a skinny guy like you lift a keg up that high?" Well I am a little stronger than anyone thinks. Back to the point. My phone rang, it was Elle and she wanted to know what I was up to. OK...
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mistressvamp:
Well if you want to keep the conversation going.....me. LOL no but really once you get a ton of people on your friends list you would forget whos journal you commented in and thus forget whos journal to go back and look in.
I really can't help you with your nut sauce.
hehehehe I said nut sauce.
All I know is I did not put it there.
No really I swear I didn't.
Will you be my neighborly friend?
*bats eyes* will ya ?
I really can't help you with your nut sauce.
hehehehe I said nut sauce.
All I know is I did not put it there.
No really I swear I didn't.
Will you be my neighborly friend?
*bats eyes* will ya ?
azrael_abyss:
lol i loved your response to my question 
"I'm a chicken, I'm a chicken" 
"I'm a chicken, I'm a chicken" The Wheels of the Bus Go Round and Round....
I work for a beer distributor. Primarily Budweiser, we also do a bunch of imported stuff. I like the job. I load trucks and sometimes go out on routes and help drivers when we are shorthanded. You would be amazed at the amount of money a beer driver makes. You would be even more amazed at...
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I work for a beer distributor. Primarily Budweiser, we also do a bunch of imported stuff. I like the job. I load trucks and sometimes go out on routes and help drivers when we are shorthanded. You would be amazed at the amount of money a beer driver makes. You would be even more amazed at...
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mellisa:
thanks, yea it was pretty messed up
yes a little oldl ady like almost 70
man that just makes me wanna whoop some ass
yes a little oldl ady like almost 70
man that just makes me wanna whoop some ass
Well I just got totally owned like a schoolgirl at a pediphile convention.
Dead battery in the old truck and noone around to jump me or the battery.
Dead battery in the old truck and noone around to jump me or the battery.
mistressvamp:
Awwwww... *hands you some jumper cables and runs away.*
*hands you some jumper cables and runs away.*
mr_zero:
Thanks it get worse before it gets better though.
What actually happened was they broke into the truck, opened the hood and stole the whole battery. Then they locked the door back up before they left.
Who the fuck locks a door after they break into a car
it get worse before it gets better though.
What actually happened was they broke into the truck, opened the hood and stole the whole battery. Then they locked the door back up before they left.
Who the fuck locks a door after they break into a car