SO Sioux. This story isn't about a salamander. This is my favorite bar story. If anyone doesn't get a kick out of this they don't have a sense of humor. But you can all thank Sioux for reminding me of this one.
I was sitting in our favorite dance club one night with Lou. My girlfriend had went to California for the weekend, with... Read More
I wish I would have been at the bar with you, I am all for putting people in awkard situations. Is there a word that girls can use for cockblocking? I have been "cockblocked" before and it sucks, but what really sucks is that you NEVER know what would have happened if you werent cockedblock...you say you may have not done something but what if the girl was all for it and pushy? (hehe I say this cause I am pushy, if I want something I can alwasy find a way to get it)
Just yesterday I was sitting there thinking about all the people I dated. I always said I never cheated on anyone, but last night I sat there and really thought about it........and strangely enough I have a horrible habit.
Every time the realtionship was about to end like the same week I got with someone else. Almost if I had ESP and knew that I would not be with this person anymore, even on one occasion that broke my heart I really had no clue he was gonna dump me and 3 days pior I played a dirty game of truth or dare, and ending up picking dare alot.
I think I dont like being alone, so I go and find someone right before I am about to be alone. Strange right?
It was bound to happen sooner or later. I am going to go there.
If any of you get the displeasure of meeting me in real life. (Friday MissVamp) You will learn once I get comfortable around you, I rant at the drop of a hat.
This is one of those times.
Can we get over chauvanism already? I mean come on. Just because I... Read More
Story time
There we all were, bored on a Saturday afternoon. We had gone out drinking at the only decent dance club in Tucson. Richard, Eric and I. We practicly built the place with the money we spent there. The had stayed the night at my apartment to make sure I didn't die in my own vomit.
I had drank very heavily the night before.... Read More
hahaha i love the sheer amount of irony in your life....it's almost like god was like "shit! i put in too much on this guy! oh well, lets see what happens" hehehe.... you don't have to worry about losing me once you run out of stories....cus personally i don't think you ever will...
Putting age into perspective. This is a joke I like to go off with on friends of mine. I can honestly say that I have never had a friend that was more than 1 or 2 years older than me. Most have been quite younger. SO here you all are in alphabetical order. (the ones who have real birthdays posted)
Hello, boys and girls.
This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats.
This is a song about a whale. No!
This is a song about being happy!
That's right!
It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy... Read More
Awww sorry hun.
Put the $100 in your pocket and buy yourself something shiny later.
Well I know your a busy boy but I figured I would remind you about my halloween party on the 28th. If you're bored you're more than welcome. I am not sure who is comming but it looks like Sioux is in. And at the worst you get drunk for free. lol But if not I think I'll live.
Time for another episode of Mr_Zero's real life story time.
This one got inspired by the people in the group DATING SUCKS!!!
I was a good pool player back in the day. I took second in a pool tournament at one of the pool halls in Tucson. THe guy that beat me was a dude I went to high school with. One of those people... Read More
hmmm....thats just one of those things where you go "what?" .....as long as it wasn't all malicious and such, i guess it's just one of those learning experiences, huh?
I got reminded of another story. yeah it happens. You know you like them! Best part is they really did happen.
My last gf was raised by lesbians. She was the very open minded sort and had a lot of gay friends. None of this bothers me at all. Gay, Lesbian, it's your life not mine. Just don't try making me feel guilty because I'm... Read More
Last time that happened to me was when I got chatting to a lesbian couple in a local bar.
After the bar closed we ended up a my place which was close by for a glass of wine or two.
Anyway these girls are a couple and they lived together so I wasnt expecting anything but during the course of the next couple of hours they both made seperate passes at me.
Not sure to this day why I turned them down (they were cute) but it didn't feel right.
SO for the last three days I haven't been able to get this Rage Against the Machine song out of my head. I sing it very loud while I am at work. At least 3 times a night. Lyrics are spoiled.
you don't have to worry about losing me once you run out of stories....cus personally i don't think you ever will... 
I wish I would have been at the bar with you, I am all for putting people in awkard situations. Is there a word that girls can use for cockblocking? I have been "cockblocked" before and it sucks, but what really sucks is that you NEVER know what would have happened if you werent cockedblock...you say you may have not done something but what if the girl was all for it and pushy? (hehe I say this cause I am pushy, if I want something I can alwasy find a way to get it)
Every time the realtionship was about to end like the same week I got with someone else. Almost if I had ESP and knew that I would not be with this person anymore, even on one occasion that broke my heart I really had no clue he was gonna dump me and 3 days pior I played a dirty game of truth or dare, and ending up picking dare alot.
I think I dont like being alone, so I go and find someone right before I am about to be alone. Strange right?