At 3:30 am I was lifting a keg of Guiness up into a truck. I know what you are thinking, "How the hell does a skinny guy like you lift a keg up that high?" Well I am a little stronger than anyone thinks. Back to the point. My phone rang, it was Elle and she wanted to know what I was up to. OK stop right there.
2 weeks ago I met this girl Elle and went out on a date with her. She is a really cool laid back chica. Dark hair and green eyes
. See Elle drink snorts the coke and hits the X. I could give a shit. The only reasons I don't do drugs anymore is because - 1. I get paid lots of money at my job. 2. they are illegal so if I piss dirty I lose #1.
The evening was awesome. It started at a little bar that was just my style. Dark with a bluse trio playing in the corner. Then we went to an art opening followed by a party. Then off to another Darker bar playing Industrial music. Then night ended when her coke dealer suggested I by a sizeable quantity for her. I told him to go fuck himself because I just met her. (exact quote) This is when the guy shoved me into the bar.
The 5th fight I have been in my entire life went like this. Me hitting the bar. Me smashing one of his front teeth in with an elbow. Me punching him in the nose and breaking it. Then me kickin him in the ribs 3 time when he fell down. The bouncer then took me outside.
Back to the point again. She wanted my email address so she can send me a list of bands/venues that she is promoting this weekend and she wants me to show up. I am pondering it. You see she hasnt contacted me since that fateful evening,
2 weeks ago I met this girl Elle and went out on a date with her. She is a really cool laid back chica. Dark hair and green eyes
. See Elle drink snorts the coke and hits the X. I could give a shit. The only reasons I don't do drugs anymore is because - 1. I get paid lots of money at my job. 2. they are illegal so if I piss dirty I lose #1.
The evening was awesome. It started at a little bar that was just my style. Dark with a bluse trio playing in the corner. Then we went to an art opening followed by a party. Then off to another Darker bar playing Industrial music. Then night ended when her coke dealer suggested I by a sizeable quantity for her. I told him to go fuck himself because I just met her. (exact quote) This is when the guy shoved me into the bar.
The 5th fight I have been in my entire life went like this. Me hitting the bar. Me smashing one of his front teeth in with an elbow. Me punching him in the nose and breaking it. Then me kickin him in the ribs 3 time when he fell down. The bouncer then took me outside.
Back to the point again. She wanted my email address so she can send me a list of bands/venues that she is promoting this weekend and she wants me to show up. I am pondering it. You see she hasnt contacted me since that fateful evening,
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I really can't help you with your nut sauce.
All I know is I did not put it there.
No really I swear I didn't.
Will you be my neighborly friend?
*bats eyes* will ya ?