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Sunday Jul 02, 2006

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At some point I remember saying "If you lay a finger on me I will knock all your teeth out then stretch your scrotum over your head while your mother laments about where she went wrong with her son."

To a girl at the bar. At least I think it was a girl. I better ask someone who was there.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
charlielove:
it's in a glass, but it's tangauray ith lemon because that's what ive got.

*kiss* spanks*
Jul 2, 2006
foi:
haha. so was she a he-woman or what?
Jul 4, 2006

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