The Jaded Fucker Strikes Back.
No song quote for this one. I am running dry in the story department so I bring you a good old fashioned ass ripping. Some of you were not on my friends list when I originally posted this.
Well I was bored a bit ago so I went and checked my email that has been gathering for the past month. I find a response to my blog on blogger.com.
"You seem to be unclear on the truer more astout definition of a real cockblocker versus a social gnat, mosquito, or a pesky fly in your ointment. Firstly, you have to be in a calm assertive frame of mind, and if you're really into the chick there's no such thing as cockblockers cos no dumbshit could hope to block you. If some shithead comes along and interupts for whatever cacomamy reasons, just IGNORE, continue pumping the girl with questions, FADE the nuissance out. Some dickhead is asking for his wife? Just say "Oh, what did she look like? I think I saw her run down that street over there!"
Real cockblockers are hot girls at a bar or nightclub's girlfriends who are manhaters (or feminists) who don't like you for obscure reasons you shouldn't take personally.
It doesn't matter though, just go back and continue to work on the clerk. You should know if you're getting vibes from her or not, and even if not, keep trying...persistance is a paycheck waiting to be cashed
"
This choad goes by the name of drunkenpoet. I linked this journal entry to his so he can see what I REALLY think of his opinion.
First off, If you are going to try and speak down to me and sound intelligent at least use a fuckin' dictionary. I think you were trying to say astute but, the definition still makes you sound like you are trying to use words out of your league.
No dumbshit could hope to block me if I am into her??? I can think of several things wrong with this sentiment. How about I just go with the fact you make it sound like I have some type of superior or supernatural power of mind control that I can just make people think what I want them to. I am just going to leave this one here because there are better reasons to rip into you.
One such reason is Cockamamy. Then again, you couldn't spell or understand the definition of astute so I'll let this go too. I am particular about the use and spelling of my curses though escroto. I'll move on to my favorite part.
"Real cockblockers are hot girls at a bar or nightclub's girlfriends who are manhaters (or feminists) who don't like you for obscure reasons you shouldn't take personally." Seriously man, are you even more jaded than I? A woman can be a feminist and NOT a manhater. I would rather find someone hanging out with a feminist or even. OMG, A LESBIAN
, than a cockblocker. The lesbian isn't going to fuck with me unless I am enroaching on her turf and the feminist is going to let the girl think for herself (usually). See, I am not some he-man woman hater who spends 98% of his time looking for a notch in my bedpost. But, hey, Looking at your picture you seem young and you are a used car salesman so you have that going for ya.
One last bit before I go. If not persistence pays off? What the fuck kind of person are you really? Isn't that like the old frat boy thing 'No means yes'? Oh wait I forgot the salesman thing. Go back to Joe Bob's Used Carlot. Put on your plaid sportcoat and rip a few more grandmother's and grandfater's off because really, It's just their retirement and they are on a fixed income. Might as well fix it into your wallet right? Asshat.
No song quote for this one. I am running dry in the story department so I bring you a good old fashioned ass ripping. Some of you were not on my friends list when I originally posted this.
Well I was bored a bit ago so I went and checked my email that has been gathering for the past month. I find a response to my blog on blogger.com.
"You seem to be unclear on the truer more astout definition of a real cockblocker versus a social gnat, mosquito, or a pesky fly in your ointment. Firstly, you have to be in a calm assertive frame of mind, and if you're really into the chick there's no such thing as cockblockers cos no dumbshit could hope to block you. If some shithead comes along and interupts for whatever cacomamy reasons, just IGNORE, continue pumping the girl with questions, FADE the nuissance out. Some dickhead is asking for his wife? Just say "Oh, what did she look like? I think I saw her run down that street over there!"
Real cockblockers are hot girls at a bar or nightclub's girlfriends who are manhaters (or feminists) who don't like you for obscure reasons you shouldn't take personally.
It doesn't matter though, just go back and continue to work on the clerk. You should know if you're getting vibes from her or not, and even if not, keep trying...persistance is a paycheck waiting to be cashed
"
This choad goes by the name of drunkenpoet. I linked this journal entry to his so he can see what I REALLY think of his opinion.
First off, If you are going to try and speak down to me and sound intelligent at least use a fuckin' dictionary. I think you were trying to say astute but, the definition still makes you sound like you are trying to use words out of your league.
No dumbshit could hope to block me if I am into her??? I can think of several things wrong with this sentiment. How about I just go with the fact you make it sound like I have some type of superior or supernatural power of mind control that I can just make people think what I want them to. I am just going to leave this one here because there are better reasons to rip into you.
One such reason is Cockamamy. Then again, you couldn't spell or understand the definition of astute so I'll let this go too. I am particular about the use and spelling of my curses though escroto. I'll move on to my favorite part.
"Real cockblockers are hot girls at a bar or nightclub's girlfriends who are manhaters (or feminists) who don't like you for obscure reasons you shouldn't take personally." Seriously man, are you even more jaded than I? A woman can be a feminist and NOT a manhater. I would rather find someone hanging out with a feminist or even. OMG, A LESBIAN
, than a cockblocker. The lesbian isn't going to fuck with me unless I am enroaching on her turf and the feminist is going to let the girl think for herself (usually). See, I am not some he-man woman hater who spends 98% of his time looking for a notch in my bedpost. But, hey, Looking at your picture you seem young and you are a used car salesman so you have that going for ya.
One last bit before I go. If not persistence pays off? What the fuck kind of person are you really? Isn't that like the old frat boy thing 'No means yes'? Oh wait I forgot the salesman thing. Go back to Joe Bob's Used Carlot. Put on your plaid sportcoat and rip a few more grandmother's and grandfater's off because really, It's just their retirement and they are on a fixed income. Might as well fix it into your wallet right? Asshat.
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user304975207:
i must have been out that day
reverendbenzo:
DrunkenPoet is insane.I would love him if he wasn't so....insane.