mr_zero

I was a supervisor for Tmobile in a call center. I got the dubious pleasure of talking to all those folks who are mad. You know the ones that gave little Billy or Suzy a cell phone which they proceeded to ring up $500 in text messaging charges which they "shouldn't have to pay?" Look if you are going to give an irresposible prepubecent teen a cell phone be prepared for the worse. You are yelling at the kid to clean his or her room and expect them to be responsible with a cell phone?

Anyway, there was this..... woman I worked with. I am not judgemental about a person's life. If you want to have a sex change operation that is fine. It is a personal choice and more power to you. Just don't think I am going to walk on eggshells around you. I don't care who or what you were before. Her name was Erin. Erin was 6'6 and I would guess about 225. Played linebacker in high school. I am not making that up. Erin would make a good bouncer. I only thank god that she wasn't into guys because, well, she might have kicked my ass if I dissed her.

I have this super annoying habit. I call everyone dude. I call both men and women this. It isn't so bad anymore thanks to Erin. You see I got called into HR one morning when I got to work. I was told that I needed to lighten up on the dude calling because some of the women in the office were getting offended. Seriously, I am telling you this story and you can be sure who told on me like a 5 year old that didn't get their favorite toy after nap time in romper room. They refused to tell me who it was.

Someone explain to me why people are so damn sensitive....


Ok it was a boring story, sue me. I had to run out of material sometime, I'm not that old.