mr_zero

I dont believe in miracles.
I dont belive in lies.
I dont belive in hologram
For I am the frizzle fry.

"We are hiring guys from Miller that have CDLs. This will in now way affect order people will get promoted and moved around." BULLSHIT.

See, I know that was the exact quote because I carry a small digital recorder around with me at work. When my boss starts to tell me something, I record it. EAT SHIT TWAT.

Now, there are 2 guys who spent 2 months working the same shift as me and got moved back to days because of their "experience." Wait, but you said..... "No I didn't." *Put the recorder up on his desk and press play.* It is such fun to catch your boss in a lie. The shade of red he turns is great. He started to get mad at me. I reminded him that per our ethics training he sort of kind of did something unethical.

The next day he asked me if I would come in on the weekend because he knew I was looking for extra money. I smiled and told him I couldn't. When he asked why, I replied. "Well for one I have all the money I need for a down payment. So you see money is not an issue for me right now. That takes away your 'there is all this money to be made' argument. More importantly, You don't appriciate it when I do put in the extra time. I wasn't doing it for the money before. I was doing it to help you out. I see now how much you are going to help me out when you can." I walked out of his office.

I want off the night shift. The money is good. Ok, that is a lie the money is awesome. I get paid 18.50 per hour to drive a forklift around. Anyone who has driven a forklift can tell you that it doesn't take much skill at all. I want to get off the night shift because, I HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE!!!! 0 ZIP NADA. I am thinking of taking over the NO FRIENDS group on here. Why? Who better to lead it than the guy who has NO FRIENDS in real life!

Now I am off to reply to all the journals I haven't read in the last 2 weeks.