SO I got reminded of another story.
I was born with a very acute case of Poland's Syndrome. The only physical effect it had was that I have no right peck muscle. As a result I never got into the whole weight training thing in high school like a lot of my friends did. Imagin what it Arnie would look like missing a peck muscle. Right? So no weight lifiting and bulking up. Therefore I am skinny as hell.
We were at work one night and this one guy, Nate, was going to be leaving for one of our other locations. It was his last night so he came in drunk. Nate is a bad drunk and he likes to talk shit. He was giving me shit for being skinny. I started calling him Tubbs. The response this got was him telling me at least he is a healty 225.
Healty 225? Puh - Lees. Why is your gut hanging out over your belt if that is your healthy weight? This clown kept right on with his goading and I just waited for my opportunity. "I bet you can't even lift your own weight!" he said.
Thanks for playing asshole I win.
I took him up on it. I ask him how much he willing to lose and we agree on $20. Ok so here is where the fun begins. I know I weigh 175 lbs. A keg weighs about 210. So I ask old Nathan there how much he thinks I weigh and he states "about 140." I now know he didn't get his "healthy weight" from a scale. I tell him for that $20 I will lift a Keg over my head and put it on a truck. He agrees but, I say him first.
Nate got the Keg up in the truck but he struggled. Damn thing weighed less than he does. I picked it up, got it over my head and in the truck. I won't lie. It took every ounce of strength I had. I thought I was going to hurt my back. But you know what? the beer at the bar that night tasted really good.
Bottom line, never underestimate that skinny guy.
I was born with a very acute case of Poland's Syndrome. The only physical effect it had was that I have no right peck muscle. As a result I never got into the whole weight training thing in high school like a lot of my friends did. Imagin what it Arnie would look like missing a peck muscle. Right? So no weight lifiting and bulking up. Therefore I am skinny as hell.
We were at work one night and this one guy, Nate, was going to be leaving for one of our other locations. It was his last night so he came in drunk. Nate is a bad drunk and he likes to talk shit. He was giving me shit for being skinny. I started calling him Tubbs. The response this got was him telling me at least he is a healty 225.
Healty 225? Puh - Lees. Why is your gut hanging out over your belt if that is your healthy weight? This clown kept right on with his goading and I just waited for my opportunity. "I bet you can't even lift your own weight!" he said.
Thanks for playing asshole I win.
I took him up on it. I ask him how much he willing to lose and we agree on $20. Ok so here is where the fun begins. I know I weigh 175 lbs. A keg weighs about 210. So I ask old Nathan there how much he thinks I weigh and he states "about 140." I now know he didn't get his "healthy weight" from a scale. I tell him for that $20 I will lift a Keg over my head and put it on a truck. He agrees but, I say him first.
Nate got the Keg up in the truck but he struggled. Damn thing weighed less than he does. I picked it up, got it over my head and in the truck. I won't lie. It took every ounce of strength I had. I thought I was going to hurt my back. But you know what? the beer at the bar that night tasted really good.
Bottom line, never underestimate that skinny guy.
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user304975207:
I think its pretty funny that in the no friends group, every other post is purple 
user304975207:
I think its pretty funny that in the no friends group, every other post is purple