mr_zero

I have been sleeping too much. It is a symptom of depression. My mother was worried and talked to my brother about it. Why the fuck do people feel they can't talk to me about certain things yet, they wil blab their mouths off about other stuff? I went to the doctor and he wanted to give me drugs. I have the perscription here on my desk and you know what? I AM NOT GOING TO FILL IT!!! Fuck your happy pills. I will not become a drugged up zombie shambling through life. Man survived for thousands of years before these drugs came along and I can too.

You know I haven't ranted in a long time. I mean a genuine rant from the bottom of my heart. I am going to let it go right here, right now and you can choose to read as you see fit. My target? The Metrosexual.

You know these little cunts. The mother fucker that checks his hair in ANY mirror he walks by. He is doused in so many chemicals that if someone were to push the button and start a nuclear war he would be radiation proof.

Congratulations assholes. As Carlin put it, you have pussified the American male. You know there was a time when the other people looked up to American males? We used to be the kind of guy that work his ass off all day then come home and be greeted by his family. I'm talkin about the guys that stormed the beaches on Normandy in WWII. What the fuck has he become now? Well he won't wear that green uniform because there isn't a Hilfiger logo on it. Remember John Wayne? How about old school Clint Eastwood? Hey Clint. What the Fuck? You were an all American tough guy. What HAPPENED?

We used to change the oil in our cars. Now we file our nails. Walk up to one of the fucks and see if they know how to change a battery in their car. SHit happens all the time at work. "I have car problems." he says. "Yeah what's up?" I ask. It wont start and it isnt't because it just sits there cranking. It's because he turns the key and nothing happens. No lights, nothing. "You need a new battery." "How do I change a battery?" WHAT THE FUCK!!!! Any idiot that knows what a wrench is can change a battery. THat's it asshole offer me money to do it for you. God forbid you hurt your little manicure.

Thanks to you assholes, our status is indicated by how much money is in our bank accounts. Hey how much did you pay for those work shoes? 200? What the fuck were you thinking? You know a family of 5 could eat off that for a week? Oh I see, they look good. Who exactly are you trying to impress? Me? I won't fuck you. As girly as you look, you have a dick! THat is if you fuckin golddigger hasn't taken it. She knows you can't be trusted with it. You will put it in any hole that shakes at you. You know how she knows that? Because you were a phoney when she met you and she knows you for what you are. A loser who has no identity so you got one from a magazine ad in GQ.

What is this romance you have with chemical agents? I know women that go for a modelling shoot that take lest time in the bathroom. Really, it is just a regular day for you.

I guess if this is what you have to do to have a personality that involves telling nonMetros how to be like you, maybe this Zoloft will do you more good than I. At least I can look in the mirror and know who I am. I know what brought me where I am today. I also know that if changing myself to be like you will make my life better, I don't fuckin want it.