OK I wasn't going to write out the fisting story. Even I think the fucker is kind of gross. I was going to write a story about the first time I hit on a girl, just to prove how bad cockblocking is in my life. But there is a demand for the fisting so - YOU ASKED FOR IT!
Really - If you don't like somewhat gross stories stop reading. I'm not using spoilers.
So, I am at the bar one night with my roommate at the time. He had gotten out of college the year before and we were talking about what we had done in the last 5 years. You know just shit you talk about when you are drunk. He unfolded the following gem on me.
He shared an apartment with a guy he was going to school with. His friends bedroom was right next to the living room. I guess he was dating this girl who was very reserved. He was telling me about how they would go into the room and he would never hear a sound come out. No creaking bed. No heavy sighing. NOTHING. He was having doubts about if they ever had sex or not when his roomie started asking advice. About fisting. My friend told him he didn't know much about the subject but this guy started just talking about it. Alot.
About two weeks later his roomie came home bitching about how his girl was having that monthly visitor. My buddy tells him that he doesn't know what the difference is. He tells him fuck it, have sex anyway man. Just take stuff in there to clean up with. I guess this guy took his advice. He got some towels and a bunch of other stuff. Remember they are about 19 or 20. Then the girlfriend comes over.
They all had a couple drinks, they didn't get drunk or anything just buzzed. My friend told me that he remembers they both seemed nervous about something. He figured it was the first time either of them had sex during that time of the month. They said their goodnights and retired to the bedroom. About 30 minutes later the moaning started.
He said at first there was a barely audible moan. He turned up the TV but, It got louder. And louder. He is sitting here in the bar telling me about how this girl is screaming "More More" and "Don't stop" Then suddenly it all stopped. He was like holy shit it must have been good. That is when the bedroom door opened.
His roomie comes out of the bedroom and grabs 3 more towels. His arm, covered in blood up to his elbow. My friend said he sat there stunned. He couldn't believe what he was seeing. Then his roomie, without saying a word to him, gets a trashbag from under the sink. His arm is still covered in blood. As he goes into the bedroom the girl, with the 2 towels held between her legs, runs to the bathroom and the shower starts. His roommate was in the bedroom for about 15 minutes then, he runs across the hall into the bathroom and closes the door. He was starting to wonder what the fuck was going on. He was getting up to go look when the bathroom door opened and they both walk out and head for the front door. It looked like she was wearing a diaper under her pants. They walked out the front door with only a "I'll be back later."
He sees his roommate the next morning and asks what happened. Apparently, they were going at it and she decided she wanted him to fist her. There was blood and at first he thought it was normal because she was having her period. She didn't seem to be in pain but when it started soaking in the sheets he got worried and stopped. After the shower they went to the emergency room where the doctor found that he had ruptured her cervix causing the excess bleeding.
The guy moved out the next day and he never saw either of them again. Moral of the story? Know what the fuck you are doing before you try something.
Really - If you don't like somewhat gross stories stop reading. I'm not using spoilers.
So, I am at the bar one night with my roommate at the time. He had gotten out of college the year before and we were talking about what we had done in the last 5 years. You know just shit you talk about when you are drunk. He unfolded the following gem on me.
He shared an apartment with a guy he was going to school with. His friends bedroom was right next to the living room. I guess he was dating this girl who was very reserved. He was telling me about how they would go into the room and he would never hear a sound come out. No creaking bed. No heavy sighing. NOTHING. He was having doubts about if they ever had sex or not when his roomie started asking advice. About fisting. My friend told him he didn't know much about the subject but this guy started just talking about it. Alot.
About two weeks later his roomie came home bitching about how his girl was having that monthly visitor. My buddy tells him that he doesn't know what the difference is. He tells him fuck it, have sex anyway man. Just take stuff in there to clean up with. I guess this guy took his advice. He got some towels and a bunch of other stuff. Remember they are about 19 or 20. Then the girlfriend comes over.
They all had a couple drinks, they didn't get drunk or anything just buzzed. My friend told me that he remembers they both seemed nervous about something. He figured it was the first time either of them had sex during that time of the month. They said their goodnights and retired to the bedroom. About 30 minutes later the moaning started.
He said at first there was a barely audible moan. He turned up the TV but, It got louder. And louder. He is sitting here in the bar telling me about how this girl is screaming "More More" and "Don't stop" Then suddenly it all stopped. He was like holy shit it must have been good. That is when the bedroom door opened.
His roomie comes out of the bedroom and grabs 3 more towels. His arm, covered in blood up to his elbow. My friend said he sat there stunned. He couldn't believe what he was seeing. Then his roomie, without saying a word to him, gets a trashbag from under the sink. His arm is still covered in blood. As he goes into the bedroom the girl, with the 2 towels held between her legs, runs to the bathroom and the shower starts. His roommate was in the bedroom for about 15 minutes then, he runs across the hall into the bathroom and closes the door. He was starting to wonder what the fuck was going on. He was getting up to go look when the bathroom door opened and they both walk out and head for the front door. It looked like she was wearing a diaper under her pants. They walked out the front door with only a "I'll be back later."
He sees his roommate the next morning and asks what happened. Apparently, they were going at it and she decided she wanted him to fist her. There was blood and at first he thought it was normal because she was having her period. She didn't seem to be in pain but when it started soaking in the sheets he got worried and stopped. After the shower they went to the emergency room where the doctor found that he had ruptured her cervix causing the excess bleeding.
The guy moved out the next day and he never saw either of them again. Moral of the story? Know what the fuck you are doing before you try something.
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why didn't they build up to it?
i mean a whole fist, first time? eeek!