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Friday Dec 02, 2005

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Ok so this is going to crack you up if you ever had a parent type catch you totally plastered or with a major hangover.

I was getting up to have a coffee before I cracked open my first weekend beer. My dad was standing there and asks me if I heard my mom come in the house. She had gone to a work xmas party. I didn't expect her home for another hour and told him so. He says to me that her car is out back. I look outside and sure enough there it sat.

I got some shoes on and opened the door to go check it out. There lying on the back porch is my mom. Next to her is a puddle of vomit. It took me .00005 seconds to figure it out. I started cracking up. I stood there laughing and I heard her say 'Fuck you.' I said, 'Have a bit to drink mom?' Again with the fuck you. I excailmed 'That's gross!' She tells me that it is just puke from drinking. I explain no the whole fuck you thing is just wrong. I get another fuck you out of her. I was laughing the whole time.

Now here I sit. I never got the beer because it took me about a half hour to get her in the house and I am babysitting a drunk. It would piss me off if it wasn't so damn funny.

VIEW 16 of 16 COMMENTS
toothpickmoe:
Well, it is said that the roles are reversed as we get older.

That's a good one to dangle over Mom's head for all time.
Dec 3, 2005
mistressvamp:
Well I could really use a laptop....lol j/k

You don't have to get me anything hun I was just kidding.
Buuuuut you can come do that movie or hang out and have a drink or something. If you don't stand me up again I will consider it my present. lol tongue biggrin
Dec 3, 2005

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