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Friday Dec 02, 2005

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Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
With the boink swatter

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
With the pork steeple
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martini:
well... it HAS got some cute songs that i know... plus they've made some pretty hilarious shit in the past..
all signs point to ROCK ON for this album.. haha

xo
Dec 2, 2005
justashadow:
whiskey...the other white meat
Dec 3, 2005

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