Ok so umm yeah and stuff. Words are seeming to fail me this morning.
I am in a good mood though. LokisChild is probably going straight to hell for stalking me and cheating on the little game. That's ok though because I will probably be driving the handbasket
Next song - No cheating this time. Hmmmafter posting these lyrics I find the song ironic. It is one of my favorites!
WARNING - THe following song contains sexually explicit material in a vulgar manner. Reader discretion is advised.
SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Okay, all you pus-sucking motherfuckers out there
It's time to win a chance to butt-bang
Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass to caller #666
The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playing with myself
It's time to masturbate
I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else
Ginger...Ginger
My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip throught the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly
Yeah yeah yeah
A quarter for a peep show
A private booth or talking to a naked whore
XXX video
976 and I can whack it on the phone
Nobody's home, I'm alone
The devil in Miss Jones
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Aja & John Holmes
We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro & both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest & bestiality too
We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!
Ain't got no woman next to me
I just got this magazine
And what's on the TV screen
But that's okay with me
I was trained to fuck you baby...
i would have gone for a slightly less creepy head on the spidey outfit, but it cracked me up, so i guess misssion accomplished!!
ps: kittles always make things better!!!