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Friday Oct 28, 2005

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so yeah:

try these thing witout the use off your "off" hand.

1. put peanutbutter and jelly on toast

2. tie your shoes.

3. take a shower (note: you must keep the off hand out of the water)

4. open a 20 oz mt. dew

5. open a can of beer or pop

6. respond on the forum.

7. make a pot of coffee

8. eat a gyro

9. play a PC game

10. take a dvd or cd out of the case.

let me know how much of a bitch it was for you.
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azrael_abyss:
same here man!!
Oct 31, 2005
crispy:
I can do all of these except for #2 with ONLY my "off hand" ... I had to when I fucked up my right shoulder a few years ago.

It was a total pain in the ass. Imagine having to start your car and shift gears solely with your left hand ... for like four months.

It sucks.
Oct 31, 2005

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