I got reminded of another story. yeah it happens. You know you like them! Best part is they really did happen.
My last gf was raised by lesbians. She was the very open minded sort and had a lot of gay friends. None of this bothers me at all. Gay, Lesbian, it's your life not mine. Just don't try making me feel guilty because I'm not. You know the types I mean. Oh we need rights to marrige,etc and you are the devil because you aren't gay, so you are obviously barring the way.
Back to the story though. I got invited to a girls night out with her and this Lesbian couple she is friends with. I know what you are thinking. I felt way out of place owning a pecker and all but it was their idea not hers and the reason made itself evident. We are sitting in a strip club and all 3 are buying me all sorts of table dances. Naturally I am getting quite aroused. I know the dancers have no intrest in me but there is only so much rubbing you can take before it affects you.
We go to Denny's afterword for coffee and breakfast. That is when they drop the bomb. "Julia is it ok if we borrow Nick for a few hours?" I am like WTF I am not moving furniture or fixing shit at 3 am. (They had been talking about how they just moved in together) Julia tells them adamantly NO.
The naivity of youth. I got upset because, really who is she to speak for me. I thought she was openminded and shit, what the hell was this? It was only a couple hours and they didn't want anything else they assured her. Then it dawns on me. Nickalicious was to be the lesbo party favor for a sex session. These were no ugly women either. most guys would have given their left nut to be me right then.
So man I still haven't been able to get into the middle of being a meaningless tool for some lesbians since. Life Sucks sometimes.
My last gf was raised by lesbians. She was the very open minded sort and had a lot of gay friends. None of this bothers me at all. Gay, Lesbian, it's your life not mine. Just don't try making me feel guilty because I'm not. You know the types I mean. Oh we need rights to marrige,etc and you are the devil because you aren't gay, so you are obviously barring the way.
Back to the story though. I got invited to a girls night out with her and this Lesbian couple she is friends with. I know what you are thinking. I felt way out of place owning a pecker and all but it was their idea not hers and the reason made itself evident. We are sitting in a strip club and all 3 are buying me all sorts of table dances. Naturally I am getting quite aroused. I know the dancers have no intrest in me but there is only so much rubbing you can take before it affects you.
We go to Denny's afterword for coffee and breakfast. That is when they drop the bomb. "Julia is it ok if we borrow Nick for a few hours?" I am like WTF I am not moving furniture or fixing shit at 3 am. (They had been talking about how they just moved in together) Julia tells them adamantly NO.
The naivity of youth. I got upset because, really who is she to speak for me. I thought she was openminded and shit, what the hell was this? It was only a couple hours and they didn't want anything else they assured her. Then it dawns on me. Nickalicious was to be the lesbo party favor for a sex session. These were no ugly women either. most guys would have given their left nut to be me right then.
So man I still haven't been able to get into the middle of being a meaningless tool for some lesbians since. Life Sucks sometimes.
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After the bar closed we ended up a my place which was close by for a glass of wine or two.
Anyway these girls are a couple and they lived together so I wasnt expecting anything but during the course of the next couple of hours they both made seperate passes at me.
Not sure to this day why I turned them down (they were cute) but it didn't feel right.
Awww well.