On a Humorous note, Joe is like being really nice to me. I think he figured out that I was just fuckin with him when I wen tto see his sister. Well, Ed getting fired makes me the only person on our shift that was working days when he was. I find it rather ironic that he seems to have no issues with me at all now. He was telling me about how his sister went on about what a nice guy I am. 
He is figuring out that I am a totally different person at work. None of them know anything about me. I don't talk about my personal life, it isn't their business.
The lack of sleep is affecting my sense of humor. Joe and I were reading a load sheet for a truck. Warren, our boss, was helping usa load. When warren actually started stacking cases instead of getting full pallets, Joe yelled "Wow I should get a picture of this." So what do you think I would do in this situation? You got it. I got out my camera phone and snapped a pic of Warren actually working. He was PISSED 
He yells "Oh look Nick has time to joke around I guess he needs more work." I look at him, laugh, and started speakin in third person. "Nickalicious can't be overworked. Nickalicious has been walking faster than you jerkies are driving." It earned me a write up, which I didn't sign and won't.
After we loaded 15 of the 24 truck for this evening, Warren comes up and asks for a chat. At this point I had "wheeled" 1000 cases to trucks with my handcart during the evening. To put that in perspective most of the trucks didn't even have 1000 on the including beer that was on pallets. Warren asks me "Are you on speed?" I really was walking faster than the forklifts. I laughed becaus eI thought he was joking but, he didn't even smile. I said "No, I wouldn't throw away a perfectly good job for drugs." He stood there looking at me. So I said what any normal person would. "Behold the awesome power of Mt. Dew!" I then walked off and continued working.
I am going to lie down now and try to get some sleep. I hope you all are having a good... whatever. I will be sure to have a beer for each of you on my birthday.
SO for the last three days I haven't been able to get this Rage Against the Machine song out of my head. I sing it very loud while I am at work. At least 3 times a night. Lyrics are spoiled.
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