mr_ruckus

This is from a great book named: Before,During and After. Cop this book,yall!

(Before)


On the Agenda

You're welcome to come up
& see my apartment, she said,
as long as you know that sex
won't be the first item on the agenda.
If we make love you'd have
to sleep over, so we can have
breakfast together. I already
have condoms. I'll need you to get the eggs.


Where You Can't Look

I'd like to take off my pants
to show you my tattoo, she said,
but it'd be better if I waited
until our next date, so you'll
have something to look forward to.


Too Big for the Closet

I live with my ex-boyfriend, she said,
but it's not what you think. He's
like a toy I've outgrown
& stuck in the closet. I couldn't
just get rid of him. He has too many
problems. I'll make sure when you
come over he stays in his room.



(During)

Sliding in the Pie

Women need more time than men
to get ready for sex, she said.
You can't just turn on the oven
& slide in a pie. You have
to preheat it first by fidgeting
with the temperature control
to make sure it's as hot as it says it is.


The Meaning of Sex

The fact that I've picked you out
of all the men who wanted
to sleep with me, she said,
should make you feel special.
I need to feel special too.
It was a close contest.
I shouldn't tell you this, but I'm
still in touch with the runner-up.



(After)

Putting Off My Goodbye

The reason why I slept with you last time,
she said, was because I didn't
feel like saying good-bye. I
wanted to put it off until the morning,
because I can tell you're in love with me.
I want to feel free to say it anytime I want,
without having to worry about hurting you.


When Your Hand Is Your True Lover

Even if our relationship didn't
work out, she said, at least you
got something from it a nice
long break from masturbating.