mr_orange

I don't have any tattoos. I am a straight-edge all-American Boy -as American as pierogi and apple pie.

I actually don't think that I could ever commit to the finality of a tattoo. So, I just have to live vicariously through your ink, Serial. But, I wish I could carve pumpkins with you. I like Trader Joe's too: natural chunky peanut butter and raw, chunky almond butter.

I just had too much to drink at dinner -- martini night at the Old Bailey with a sentencing of transportation to the colonies. It was a clergyable infraction but I've already been branded. How odd.


That's not Poe.


hi Serial