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mr_david

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Monday Nov 08, 2004

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I should be moving today...this makes me happy. The only downside is that I don't have a truck to move my big stuff. I'll just have to wait until tomorrow to move it.

I'm pleased with myself today because I feel I did good on the quiz I had. Because of this I ordered myself a copy of I Stand Alone. It's by the same guy who did Irreversible and the two movies are tied together in a way. If anyone's seen Irreversible, this ones about the old guy in the beginning of the movie.

skull skull

Here's an amusing joke

An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening.
After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.
Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"
Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT". It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
"That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked the second man.
"Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."
"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular clich for speed."
He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep,
TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said.
Turning to the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.
The last man replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."
"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
"Oh I can explain." said the fourth man. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit in my pants.

HE GOT THE JOB

ps. I'm probably going to be offline for a little while because of me moving. Should be back online in a week or so..but could be sooner. Later.
skull skull
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freakpirate:
I don't have a call tomorrow so I'll be free whenever you guys are starting. Give me a call.

Nov 11, 2004
glass_cat:
Your joke has brought light to my morning. Cudos... and hope moving went well!
Nov 12, 2004

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