I'm doing something very insane. I'm neglecting my carrot cake to write an update. 
Hey, carrots, healthy, yum.. I am no longer dying, as I was earlier. I laid in bed and just about passed out, and stayed warm, so no cold sweats and shivering. I cracked, and finally took some pills. Only three. I used to take so much medication, that the amount of pills I'd really need to get completely better of anything could overdose me. I'm just a pill freak. So, I stopped with the aspirins and the zoloft and the midol and the god knows what else. Occassionaly I take an aspirin here or there, and that's it. About two hours ago, upon awakening, I had three. What have I done?! 
My co-workers commented I could be pregnant, with the headache and nausea and lightheadedness.
Watch out people, I'm going to pull one of those virgin mary stunts. Sort of. 
I assure you, I'm not, for two reasons. One, I haven't done el deed in months. Many. Two, the bleeder came today anyway. Though todays sickness never occured so terrible before the other times.
Who wants to go buy me tampons? This is the fourth month in a row I've forgotten to get some (how the FUCK do I forget something like that? I'm not sure. It's always so terrible for me). Plus I have no money. Thirty-two cents might get me a cotton ball. Someone, please?
I woke up in a very bad depression again. Maybe that could have helped make me sick for a few hours. I think around 5:11 in the AM, I opened my eyes, I remember looking at the clock, then slipped back into sleep. Then my alarm went off at 7:30, and it was there, inside me, waiting for me to awaken and feel it's looming presence. All hail the almighty gloom king and his obsession with my soul.
It's not that bad now, I'm doing okay.
Just not happy about the bleeder. Tomorrow, I go to my appointment at the hospital with the lady who is going to laser half the hair off of my cooter and ass crack 
I'm sure she'll love it as much as I will, again. Poor woman. My fourth session, and you'd think I'd be getting used to the whole procedure. 'Just take your pants and undies off, and spread 'em.' Then..o, god, the pain. I giggle in pure terror thinking about the pain. 
Let us hope I don't shave off too much this time. It's not bad at all, I'm just not one for having completely shaved pubes, unless someone else requests it. Why am I so wierd..
Hey, carrots, healthy, yum.. I am no longer dying, as I was earlier. I laid in bed and just about passed out, and stayed warm, so no cold sweats and shivering. I cracked, and finally took some pills. Only three. I used to take so much medication, that the amount of pills I'd really need to get completely better of anything could overdose me. I'm just a pill freak. So, I stopped with the aspirins and the zoloft and the midol and the god knows what else. Occassionaly I take an aspirin here or there, and that's it. About two hours ago, upon awakening, I had three. What have I done?!
My co-workers commented I could be pregnant, with the headache and nausea and lightheadedness.
Watch out people, I'm going to pull one of those virgin mary stunts. Sort of. I assure you, I'm not, for two reasons. One, I haven't done el deed in months. Many. Two, the bleeder came today anyway. Though todays sickness never occured so terrible before the other times.
Who wants to go buy me tampons? This is the fourth month in a row I've forgotten to get some (how the FUCK do I forget something like that? I'm not sure. It's always so terrible for me). Plus I have no money. Thirty-two cents might get me a cotton ball.
Someone, please?
I woke up in a very bad depression again. Maybe that could have helped make me sick for a few hours. I think around 5:11 in the AM, I opened my eyes, I remember looking at the clock, then slipped back into sleep. Then my alarm went off at 7:30, and it was there, inside me, waiting for me to awaken and feel it's looming presence. All hail the almighty gloom king and his obsession with my soul.
It's not that bad now, I'm doing okay.
Just not happy about the bleeder. Tomorrow, I go to my appointment at the hospital with the lady who is going to laser half the hair off of my cooter and ass crack I'm sure she'll love it as much as I will, again. Poor woman. My fourth session, and you'd think I'd be getting used to the whole procedure. 'Just take your pants and undies off, and spread 'em.' Then..o, god, the pain. I giggle in pure terror thinking about the pain. Let us hope I don't shave off too much this time. It's not bad at all, I'm just not one for having completely shaved pubes, unless someone else requests it. Why am I so wierd..VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
I'm sure you can probably guess it by this point but Darkness is my favorite part. Damn, he made evil look cool.
Wanna be friendly like?
-Josh
-Josh