One and Two and Three and Four and Five and Six and Seven and Eight and Nine.
That last one..yea. I got a little depressed this morning..
Anyway, everyone who reads this should make a painting (or as many as you want!), no specific theme, and leave it for me to see in my comments. What you do, is when you are done, click on 'Save & send'. An option box pops up. In the middle, it says something like 'If you do not wish to send this but would like the link..click here'. Just copy that link, send it friends if you want, I guess.. The link is just easier. Everyone should do it. If you do it..They will come. 
I have come up with a response to my family that should keep them happy abut my dating status until Easter.. I'm going to just say there are a few prospects I have my eye on.. Okay, maybe one or two that I sort of am trying to give up on, but it's something.
Tonight we are headed over to my aunt Cindy's place. I will get to see my dear cousin Laura, and lay my head on her lap when no one is looking. She is my best friend these days and we're to comfort eachother, as everyone asks where her boyfriend is after my lack of one. They just broke up after two years and it's difficult. It'll be an okay night. After I hopefully get some more drinks in me with the family and all, I'll be a happy elf til we leave. 
I think I'd be a cute elf.
I did have some wine last night. I said some..
Usually with my moms side..We have this card table set up covered in different alcoholic beverages.. Cups are on the table so you can make your own drink. I hope there will be something I like this time. I mean, there are about 20 different bottles.. 
My entire left thigh is really, really sore. Second day in a row. I think maybe I slept on it wrong (or the cat did), but above my knee to my hip joint is just pain. I can't even go down stairs.
I'd ask someone to massage it, but I seem to be uber ticklish in a really painful way today and even I can't touch it.. I hope it's not the muscle they cut two years ago.. That should all be well and healed by now.. 
Which reminds me, in the next few weeks, we're going to be scheduling my surgery in May. Give me some things to do before the end of May/before I'm bedridden for two months..
Nothing too extreme, like..well..I don't know. Just say stuff. Pretend I'm going to die. What do I need to do before then?
No pictuers yet. Although it was a bake oven in here last night (I was being roasted alive), I was scarfing down cookies and very good on the wine, I just didn't get to it. Until then, you'll all have to suffer with pictures of teh pussay.
Which reminds me, the little shit ate some ribbon from someones present this morning..again. The other day, my mother was cleaning out the litterbox and found a 6 inch piece of blue ribbon connected by two turds. How can that not kill them or not tear up their insides? That ribbon feels like it cuts my fingers. Anyway, if I manage to get a glimpse of his next few shits and I see it, I'll take a picture for you guys. 
He must spend a long, long time in the litterbox..
I'd invite friends to stop over for Christmas Day tomorrow, since we're not really doing much and people are home for the holidays from all over and many people are also doing nothing, but my psycho aunt is going to be here and I'm going to be slowly dying on the inside til she leaves and I don't want anyone else to actually expire while seeing/listening to her.
I'm going to more or less be on/off the computer until we leave tonight. So I'll be here for your shenanigans. I think I'm going to paint some more. Maybe I'll add them as I go to this update.
Edit to add:
This and this, made for Mr_Zero and did I make another somewhere? I could have sworn I did?
kitty ribbon poop!