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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your pool?
Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your porch?
Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your mailbox?
Bill

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no ideer.

What do you call a deer with no balls and no eyes?
I have no fucking ideer.

Sewing circles with Burners in attendance are fucking surreal. surreal
badsun2:
what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves
Russel ....err sorry couldnt resist throwing another one in
Jun 15, 2006
themadcaplaughs:
Or the one legged girl at your door... eileen

Jun 26, 2006

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