mousegirl

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your pool?
Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your porch?
Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your mailbox?
Bill

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no ideer.

What do you call a deer with no balls and no eyes?
I have no fucking ideer.

Sewing circles with Burners in attendance are fucking surreal.