mourningglory

Yesterday, about 8PM I broke my pinky toe.


Here is how it happened.

I was wrestling 8, no 12 lesbian ninja...schoolgirls. One had me in a suplex and was about to drop me on my head. In self-defense, I gave her some of the most mind-blowing oral sex she'd ever had. Apparently, the orgasm was sooooo good she was gripping my toe and it snapped.


I'm sticking to the above story.