mourfiend

too add to my soap opera drama fill week,i woke up, showered, shaved, woke up pammy and went to work. my p.o.s. car is my office and i am in it for 8 hours a day. some days i may want it quite, and other days i will turn into wxeg. of course i have cd's and listen to them too. i didn't have that choice today. some low life, peice of shit rip my cd player out. + they/he/she/dead went to pammy car and took out a 15" box and left the door open.
its the most retarded thing to work your whole life just for some little bitch to wait for you to sleep and creep into your car to steal shit.
anyway, on a good note, i have a hard on. all these
thoughts of death and piranha eating body parts
has got me all... you know.
would that not be the worst way to die. to know that some animal will be shitting you out. that to me is the worst way to die. to be eaten. a big snake swallowing you whole, or even a large cat chasing you down before it overpowers you. my favorite is drowning. sink to the bottom and then be eaten. maybe i didnt think that one through.

what are you best and worst ways?