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Edit: that particular, um, witticism is probably best reserved for closer acquaintances.

Sooo... Sandy is still not the easiest person to deal with. I went to see her because, y'know, one year anniversary and all, and I got mobbed by helpful Rotary Club-types wanting me to take a carnation. I kept trying to explain that I wasn't there to visit my mom, but it just didn't seem to register--why else would I be at the cemetery on Mother's Day?

I almost want to believe she planned this. I can only aspire to be at least half as much of a total jerkface when I've kicked the bucket.