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Tuesday Dec 08, 2009

Dec 8, 2009
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I just woke up from the most epic dream ever. I dreamed I was a car insurance investigator, and I got teamed up on some sort of international exchange program with the sun, who was from England. Only when we went out to investigate insurances together (!?), the sun whipped out dual 9mm pistols and shot up his car because he'd gotten bad insurance. So the sun was arrested on charges of "essault", which is the French version of assault.

I wish I was this cool when I was awake.

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