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Apparently, I'm past the age where I can eat three Krispy Kreme doughnuts for lunch. I didn't even know that was an age thing, but I used to do that shit all the time. The first effect I noticed after ingesting delicious custard-filled horrible poison was that about two hours afterward, I almost fell asleep at my desk. I crashed for three hours before being woken by my internal organs, which as best I can tell had been filled with cement and also fire. And I was still drowsy. So sort of a sleepy-heavy-burny sensation. And now my back and joints are stiff and aching because I consumed so much high fructose corn syrup. No joke--I can eat as much cane sugar, aspartame, honey, and other sweeteners as I want and be fine. Too much HFCS and my joints get headaches. Which, y'know, joints don't actually have heads, so there's high-value wrong all up in that situation. Plus and also, it's 5AM and I'm still awake.

Tomorrow I'm getting the damn salad.