Just fed my cat a treat by way of saying "sorry for punching you in the face". I was reaching down to pet her, and she went to hop up on the chair, and POW right in the kisser. That's the second time today Hagashi's led me to almost cause her serious harm (why you gotta make me hit you, baby?). Earlier, I was holding her and rubbing her belly, and she decided she needed to be somewhere else. So she kicked out of my arms, propelling herself headfirst into the bookshelf upside-down. I about broke my neck trying to catch her so she wouldn't break her back.
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