motherteresa

Next week is employee appreciation week at work. The theme for this year is "Discover the Imagination Within" and all of the events / activities are very kid related. We are having a Play-Doh contest which I am entering. Here is my "sculpture".

I have handprint shaped bruises on both of my ankles. Too many people carried me around by my ankles last night to know who they belong to though.

So, my brother got out yesterday. This is something that makes me really, really happy

We had all of my dad's side of the family over, which successfully stressed me out, but in the end everything was okay. We hung out, we ate, we drank, we had a generally good time chilling with my bro. My brother got to hold our nephew for the first...
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I fell down alot.
I puked even more.
I was wheeled into my apartment in a wheelchair that I had procured many, many months ago.
I puked some more.
I woke up undressed.
I feel like ass.

Good times, good times

Normally fowarded e-mails are not funny, but the one below was fairly entertaining so I thought I'd share.


All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear ... and be misread. These are not made up. Check them out yourself!

1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents...
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I'm sick with a bad cold. Right now I feel like

On a happier note...my brother gets out in two weeks