motherteresa

Yesterday I left work at 2pm and began drinking at 2:30pm. I drank 12 vodka tonics, and lots of assorted shots. I paid less than $20. It was a good time.

We ended up going home at 10 to feed the cats and have sex and whatnot. I ended up falling asleep. Josh went back out and came back at 2am with friends.

I woke up, puked a little (I had only eaten yogurt and miso soup all day) and then I felt fantastic as I had gotten my second wind.

The rest of the night was fucking amazing....so much fun.

Josh said to me this morning that it was the best getting laid off party ever...I have to say that I agree.