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motherteresa

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Sunday Jul 13, 2008

Jul 13, 2008
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Holy Fuck. I spent the entire night wasted beyond anything. I hadn't been that fucked up since forever and it was so much fun, especially because no puking was involved.

I hung out and drank and danced with the lovely Ms_Kitty_Kitty and her quite equally lovely friend. The only unfortunate part of the evening was the fact that most of the guys we ran into had taken stupid, ignorant asshole pills (at least that's the only excuse I can think of for their behavior).

I did have a 20 year old guy hit on me...I laughed and teased him about the fact that he just hit on a cougar tongue He didn't believe me about my age so I had to show him my ID, which happened to be my passport. At that point he insisted that I wasn't from "around here" and continued to try to get in my pants...I think he really thought he was going to be my vaction lay...it totally was not happening though. He even used the line that "he needed someone like me, with experience, to show him some thingstongue ....seriously...wtf?

Anyway, enough of my still not entirely sober rambling for now.
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toribell:
Hey sorry I didn't make it last night. I hurt my back and took a couple muscle relaxers. I was pretty dead to the world when you called. Next time though!
Jul 15, 2008
kay:
Yay for the no puking. That is always a blessed sign.

~cheers
Jul 17, 2008

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