Today I saw a walrus masturbate.
Yeah, so um, walrus jizz.
Sadly, that is a perfect description of this week including today.
Person A: "So, how was your week?"
Me: "Complete walrus jizz!"

Yeah, so um, walrus jizz.
Sadly, that is a perfect description of this week including today.
Person A: "So, how was your week?"
Me: "Complete walrus jizz!"

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i suppose walruses are just not attracted to me...