Best $10.00 ever spent:
Thursday night I went to Dixie Stampede where I enjoyed an evening filled with the following:
1. Spurs, large blankets with Dolly Parton's face embroidered on them, enormous pink cowboy hats, and every possible rednecks wet dream Christmas present were for sale.
2. A self-loathing, Asian, juggling, comic (and I use the word comic very, very lightly) who would have done much better had he thrown in a few pussy jokes.
3. Massive consumption of $3.00 Chardonnay, whole chickens, soup without spoons, but served in Spowls instead and extra biscuits.
4. A demon baby, with a tracheotomy and the tightest curled white hair ever, screaming from behind us non-stop the entire show.
5. A piglet race, an ice-rink being lowered from the ceiling, and a person in an animatronic angel suit catching a white dove entertained us.
6. And last, but certainly not least, Josh having hot soup poured on him by our server.
Yee-Haw!!!
Thursday night I went to Dixie Stampede where I enjoyed an evening filled with the following:
1. Spurs, large blankets with Dolly Parton's face embroidered on them, enormous pink cowboy hats, and every possible rednecks wet dream Christmas present were for sale.
2. A self-loathing, Asian, juggling, comic (and I use the word comic very, very lightly) who would have done much better had he thrown in a few pussy jokes.
3. Massive consumption of $3.00 Chardonnay, whole chickens, soup without spoons, but served in Spowls instead and extra biscuits.
4. A demon baby, with a tracheotomy and the tightest curled white hair ever, screaming from behind us non-stop the entire show.
5. A piglet race, an ice-rink being lowered from the ceiling, and a person in an animatronic angel suit catching a white dove entertained us.
6. And last, but certainly not least, Josh having hot soup poured on him by our server.
Yee-Haw!!!
UNREAL!!!
since im going to make great effort on being social these days
what ya think ?