Reader's Digest version of my recent life...
JW's mom is still a bitch, despite his unending desire to think that she's a good person deep down.
My little brother still rocks.
It's finally warm enough to swim in the ocean.
My job still sucks and one of the women I really like is leaving on the 21st of this month.
Fun times with lady friends on Saturday night.
Got new messages from two creeps on myspace this morningif the best thing you can find to say to me is "damn, you are sexy" then don't fucking waste your timeI also don't give a damn what your penis looks like, so don't waste your time describing it to me.
Going to Key West in a little over a month.
Im in a pissy fucking mood today
Fucking Myspace Asshats
So seriously...WTF. Does this ever work and result in a hook-up???? What about the messages from random guys on there that always say "hey baby, you are sexy hot, let's hook-up"? Geez...some people are fucking asshats
From:
Joe
Date:
Apr 4, 2006 8:12 AM
Subject:
yo, i need ur help
Body:
hey, you seem really cool and very educated. I'd LOVE for your help in a sexual matter please.............
well, I am NOT circumcised. i have a very large foreskin. IM not circumcised cuz its asgainst my culture. Im half indian half black.. so.. is that a big deal?? have you seen my pics??
Have you ever dealt with a foreskin before?? if so.. what was it like for you?? Tell me all the details if you could.. I wanna know what your experience was.... Also girls complain about my penis size too.. I dunno if its too small or too big.. but they say its a prob. Im 10 inches erect 6 soft. so.. what doy ou think??
JW's mom is still a bitch, despite his unending desire to think that she's a good person deep down.
My little brother still rocks.
It's finally warm enough to swim in the ocean.
My job still sucks and one of the women I really like is leaving on the 21st of this month.
Fun times with lady friends on Saturday night.
Got new messages from two creeps on myspace this morningif the best thing you can find to say to me is "damn, you are sexy" then don't fucking waste your timeI also don't give a damn what your penis looks like, so don't waste your time describing it to me.
Going to Key West in a little over a month.
Im in a pissy fucking mood today
Fucking Myspace Asshats
So seriously...WTF. Does this ever work and result in a hook-up???? What about the messages from random guys on there that always say "hey baby, you are sexy hot, let's hook-up"? Geez...some people are fucking asshats
From:
Joe
Date:
Apr 4, 2006 8:12 AM
Subject:
yo, i need ur help
Body:
hey, you seem really cool and very educated. I'd LOVE for your help in a sexual matter please.............
well, I am NOT circumcised. i have a very large foreskin. IM not circumcised cuz its asgainst my culture. Im half indian half black.. so.. is that a big deal?? have you seen my pics??
Have you ever dealt with a foreskin before?? if so.. what was it like for you?? Tell me all the details if you could.. I wanna know what your experience was.... Also girls complain about my penis size too.. I dunno if its too small or too big.. but they say its a prob. Im 10 inches erect 6 soft. so.. what doy ou think??
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grumpyoldbastard:
hey i just requested yourfriend ship on myspace ok. have a goood one if you can ok 
silvercharmer:
*waves*